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		<title>Avgeeks: Created page with &quot;{{Filmjr |title=Up In Smoke |embid=UpInSmok1960 |embsv=archiveorg  |desc=This film starts with a steamboat gliding along a Southern river. What follows is a parody of a cutthr...&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;{{Filmjr |title=Up In Smoke |embid=UpInSmok1960 |embsv=archiveorg  |desc=This film starts with a steamboat gliding along a Southern river. What follows is a parody of a cutthr...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{Filmjr |title=Up In Smoke |embid=UpInSmok1960 |embsv=archiveorg  |desc=This film starts with a steamboat gliding along a Southern river. What follows is a parody of a cutthroat Southern tobacco company. &amp;quot;The Boss&amp;quot;  (the head of the tobacco company) is a Huey Long character unconcerned with people&amp;#039;s health. He (and all of his stereotypically foolish southern cohorts) want to sell sell sell. His son (an outstanding athlete and a southern gentleman) eventually changes his father&amp;#039;s greedy attitude to one of respect for human lives.&lt;br /&gt;
This film plays like a 1960s TV sitcom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20:29:30:00 Up in Smoke - 24298&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20:29:55:00 CU of smokestacks producing black smoke (20:29:57:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:29:58:00 wide shot of steamboat on river (20:30:04:00)&lt;br /&gt;
VO - ï¿½Nestled in the...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:30:05:00 MCU of paddle wheel of steamboat &lt;br /&gt;
southern VO - ï¿½...fertile regions of the Southeastern United States...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:30:09:00 cross fade to MCU of tobacco plants&lt;br /&gt;
southern VO - ï¿½...is the heart of our tobacco country.ï¿½ &lt;br /&gt;
camera pans up to tobacco harvesting tractor (20:30:16:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:30:17:00 wide shot of sprinklers on tobacco field (20:30:25:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:30:26:00 CU of tobacco plants being harvested by hand&lt;br /&gt;
southern VO - ï¿½These colorful tobacco plants ripen and mature to provide mankind with one of the real..ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:30:31:00 med shot of black workers in moving tobacco harvesting hut&lt;br /&gt;
southern VO - ï¿½...comforts and luxuries of life, a satisfying and relaxing smoke.  The Old Virginie Tobacco Company, home of the famous Humbar cigarette, the famous menthol carbonated cigarette...ï¿½ (20:30:46:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:30:47:00 med shot of man unloading bales of tobacco&lt;br /&gt;
southern VO - ï¿½...is one of the many big producers in Tobacco Land, USA. (20:30:53:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:30:55:00 CU of glass door with letters ï¿½Old Virginie Tobacco Companyï¿½ camera zoom on door&lt;br /&gt;
VO - ï¿½Letï¿½s go behind behind the scenes where we find the Old Virginie Tobacco Company in a state of excitement.  The quarterly sales report is just in, and the big question on every ones lips is...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:08:00 MCU - tall blond woman and short guy talking as they walk down hallway&lt;br /&gt;
VO - ï¿½...Are Humbars Americaï¿½s favorite cigarette?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:13:00 short guy runs into another woman - papers go flying &lt;br /&gt;
(20:31:15:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:15:00 MCU of guy on ground - glasses askew, papers everywhere&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:17:00 CU of blond girl laughing &lt;br /&gt;
20:31:18:00 CU of nervous woman - ï¿½Oh! Canï¿½t yï¿½all watch when yï¿½all going by!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:22:00 CU of short nerdy guy looking angry - ï¿½I, Miss Calhoun, am on important business for the big boss hisself.  These are the latest figures on the campaign to make every man,...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:32:00 CU of anxious grumpy lady&lt;br /&gt;
nerdy guy - ï¿½... woman, and child in the whole country...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:33:00 CU of blond girl looking serious&lt;br /&gt;
nerdy guy - ï¿½...a cigarette smoker.ï¿½ (20:31:34:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:35:00 med shot of office - ladies at desks - nerdy guy gathers papers, stands up - man sticks his head out of closed door - ï¿½Whereï¿½s that office boy?ï¿½ (20:31:39:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:42:00 CU of nervous office boy, adjusting glasses - ï¿½Here, sir...Iï¿½m cominï¿½ Mr. Blue, Iï¿½m cominï¿½ï¿½ (20:31:43:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:44:00 MCU of man shaking his head&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:45:00 med shot of office - anxious lady helps nerdy guy pick up papers&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:47:00 MCU - Mr. Blue grabs report from nerdy guy&lt;br /&gt;
camera follows him past secretaryï¿½s desk (ï¿½Take care of these!ï¿½)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Blue opens double doors to conference room (20:31:57:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:31:58:00 MCU of three men in conference room reading papers - Mr. Blue enters - they all stand and walk around room to man in corner getting a facial&lt;br /&gt;
20:32:08:00 - med shot of Mr. Blue addressing man with covered face - ï¿½Here are the quarterly national survey figures, JBï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
JB - ï¿½ohh, yeah...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:32:14:00 CU of manï¿½s hand on cigarette sales report - Humbars are second - Mr. Blue gasps -&lt;br /&gt;
20:32:16:00 med shot of Mr. Blue and other conference room men&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Blue - whispers ï¿½I canï¿½t read these, with Humbars in second!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
passes then to next guy in line, he passes them to next guy, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
20:32:30:00 CU of last guy in line - looks shocked - ï¿½Who me? Uh-uh!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:32:34:00 med shot - last guy gives them back to Mr. Blue, he tries to give them away&lt;br /&gt;
20:32:42:00 MCU of facial guy and Mr. Blue &lt;br /&gt;
Facial guy - ï¿½Speak up, I canï¿½t hear you!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Blue - ï¿½In first place,...&lt;br /&gt;
20:32:45:00 CU of Mr. Blue looking very unhappy - ï¿½...by 1 and a half million, Kenyon...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:32:50:00 - med shot - facial guy yanks towel off face, sits straight up - ï¿½Kenyon!!!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Blue - ï¿½In second place, by 1 million, Humbarsï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
 Boss - ï¿½Second! Second!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
he stands up and glared at Mr. Blue, then walks down line of lackeys - ï¿½Iï¿½ll give you charï¿½ters just three months, one more quarter! By that time, I want every man woman and child in this country smokinï¿½ Humbars!ï¿½ (20:33:12:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:33:14:00 MCU of boss in white suit - ï¿½On every billboard, radio and television, on every newspaper and magazine...&lt;br /&gt;
20:33:19:00 camera pulls back to reveal row of men sitting in front of bossï¿½s desk&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...I want ads in the Boy Scout magazine, and every college newspaper, full page ads in color, heh-heh...&lt;br /&gt;
Boss turns and looks at globe - ï¿½And letï¿½s not forget the soldier boys and sailors.ï¿½ (20:33:33:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:33:34:00 - Boss standing over globe - ï¿½Especially those in the hospitals, send them all free cigarettes.ï¿½ (20:33:38:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:33:39:00 MCU of row of lackeys in suits &lt;br /&gt;
20:33:40:00 MCU of Boss walking back to desk&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½I wanna help those poor boys are their way. Oh...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:33:44:00 MCU of boss from between shoulders of lackeys&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...and speaking of boys, letï¿½s not forget the young people. Get ads in every...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:33:52:00 MCU of row of lackeys&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...high school paper, their yearbooks,...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:33:54:00 MCU of Boss&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...and that Weekly Reader. Give those kids something for their busy little minds, I always say.  And other thing...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:00:00 MCU of lackeys&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:01:00 MCU of Boss&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½We need a new slogan!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:03:00 MCU of one lackey - ï¿½JB, you know our competitor who says their cigarettes take you away? Well, Iï¿½ve got a better slogan. Now get this - ï¿½Humbars take you out of this world!ï¿½ Lackey taps forehead with self-satisfaction (20:34:16:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:17:00 MCU of Boss - ï¿½let me think on that one.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:21:00 - MCU of Boss pointing finger at lackey - door behind them opens - guy in lab coat enters- yelling&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:22:00 - med shot - reaction of row of lackeys, Boss&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:23:00 med wide shot of scientist entering - ï¿½Iï¿½ve got it, JB, Look!ï¿½ Scientist walks toward Boss&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:28:00 med shot of Boss and scientist, holding mouse&lt;br /&gt;
Scientist - ï¿½We gave this mouse the residue from smoking one Humbar cigarette, and it didnï¿½t die!ï¿½ Scientist looks ecstatic&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:34:00 frightening CU of mouse in grip of scientist&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:36:00 MCU row of lackeys lean in to look at mouse&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:38:00 CU of mouse dying (20:34:43:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:44:00 MCU of Boss and Scientist looking shocked&lt;br /&gt;
Scientist turns and walks away sadly - ï¿½Oh, well back to the lab.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
and drops mouse in garbage. (20:34:57:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:34:58:00 MCU - row of lackeys looking confused, worried&lt;br /&gt;
20:35:00:00 med shot of Boss standing, leaning over desk &lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Well, Gentlemen, keep a still upper lip. As Stonewall used to say..ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:35:10:00 - MCU row of lackeys&lt;br /&gt;
20:35:12:00 - MCU of Boss - ï¿½We may have lost the battle, but we all ainï¿½t lost the war. Now get out there and sell cigarettes!ï¿½ (20:35:18:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:35:19:00 Lackey - ï¿½Yes sir, JB!ï¿½ &lt;br /&gt;
med shot of lackeys looking busy &lt;br /&gt;
20:35:25:00 CU of hand dialing rotary phone (20:35:27:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:35:34:00 - med shot of man watching television in the dark - ï¿½Itï¿½s Humbar Timeï¿½ and drawing of box of cigarettes on screen&lt;br /&gt;
camera zooms in on television (20:35:38:00)&lt;br /&gt;
TV - ï¿½Itï¿½s Humbar Time, time for Americaï¿½s favorite cigarette!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:35:39:00 - TV scene - construction worker and waitress light up (20:35:38:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:01:00 CU of carton of Humbars sliding across counter toward camera&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:03:00 CU of manï¿½s hand putting quarter on counter, womanï¿½s hand pushing pack of cigarettes toward him &lt;br /&gt;
20:36:05:00 CU of cash register numbers popping up&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:06:00 CU of change return machine - hand taking change&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:08:00 CU of cash register drawer popping open - full of cash&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:10:00 CU of manï¿½s hands giving pile of cartons of cigarettes to another set of hands &lt;br /&gt;
20:36:12:00 CU of man putting coin in cigarette machine - pack of cigarettes dispensed &lt;br /&gt;
20:36:14:00 CU of Lackey tapping finger on forehead&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:17:00 MCU of Boss at desk, pointing finger &lt;br /&gt;
20:36:18:00 CU of numbers popping up on  cash register&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:19:00 CU of ï¿½salesï¿½ popping up on cash register&lt;br /&gt;
another quick cash register numbers CU&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:20:00 CU of fingers ringing up sale &lt;br /&gt;
20:36:22:00 CU of manï¿½s hand offering bill, taking carton of cigarettes &lt;br /&gt;
20:36:23:00 CU of hand passing pack of cigarettes to another hand&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:24:00 3 quick shots of ï¿½salesï¿½ sign popping up on cash register&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:26:00 MCU of man giving pack of cigarettes to customer &lt;br /&gt;
20:26:29:00 CU of numbers on cash register&lt;br /&gt;
20:26:30:00 CU of hand sliding two cartons across counter&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:31:00 med shot of crowd of people looking up&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:35:00 MCU of man in suit on lift rising up to scaffolding where worker is painting &lt;br /&gt;
Suit - ï¿½This is your on-the-spot reporter with another unrehearsed interview to find out which cigarette America prefers best.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
(20:36:45:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:36:45:00 CU of pack of Humbar cigarettes in hand of reporter, who puts pack into workerï¿½s pocket&lt;br /&gt;
20:35:47:00 MCU - reporter and worker &lt;br /&gt;
Reporter - ï¿½Which cigarette do you prefer?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Worker feels around in pockets, finds Humbars, gives them to reporter&lt;br /&gt;
Reporter - ï¿½well, well, well, well, Ladies and gentlemen, that&amp;#039;sï¿½ 100% for Humbars!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
reporter starts rising - ï¿½Remember folk, Humbars take you out of this world!....Wait...whoa, wait!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
worker looks up at him (20:37:11:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:12:00 med shot of crowd looking up (20:37:15:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:16:00 med shot of worker looking up into sky - fade to black (20:37:21:00)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:23:00 fade up - CU of Old Virginie Tobacco Co. door&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:26:00 cross fade to med shot of ladies at desks in office - camera moves toward woman at end of row&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:33:00 med shot - young man stands in front of ladyï¿½s desk&lt;br /&gt;
Lady - ï¿½Hel-lo...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Young guy - ï¿½Hi, is Daddy in?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Lady - ï¿½Heï¿½s always in to you. Heï¿½s got a big shot in there now but Iï¿½m sure he wonï¿½t mind.ï¿½ &lt;br /&gt;
20:37:43:00 med shot of two other ladies smiling over at cute young guy&lt;br /&gt;
1st Lady - ï¿½Nice to have you back..How was college?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:45:00 med shot of young guy and lady at desk&lt;br /&gt;
guy - ï¿½It was swell, thanks. Say, donï¿½t bother Daddy..ï¿½ (20:37:48:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:48:00 CU of lady - ï¿½Oh he wonï¿½t mind.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
smiles and thinks to self - ï¿½I wouldnï¿½t mindï¿½ (20:37:52:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:53:00 MCU of college guy, looking over at other women staring at him&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:54:00 med shot of ladies suddenly looking back at work&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:55:00 MCU of college guy, quick CU of lady&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:56:00 MCU of college guy - ï¿½No, donï¿½t bother him. Iï¿½ll wait.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:37:58:00 med shot of college guy looking at poster of baseball player, then female singer (20:38:12:00)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20:38:14:00 med shot of college guy sitting down, reading paper&lt;br /&gt;
Lackey recognizes him, comes over to shake his hand&lt;br /&gt;
20:38:21:00 MCU of Lackey and College Guy&lt;br /&gt;
Lackey - ï¿½As they say around the office, itï¿½s a smoking pleasure to see you!ï¿½ (20:38:24:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:38:36:00 CU of college guy - ï¿½Are these your brain children?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:38:38:00 MCU of poster with glamorous woman smoking&lt;br /&gt;
20:38:40:00 MCU of college guy and lackey&lt;br /&gt;
Lackey - ï¿½Real mellow, eh? real mellow. Well, I&amp;#039;ve got to be going, kid...thatï¿½s the way the filter tips! You&amp;#039;ll be around, though, eh?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
College guy - ï¿½Yeah, sure.ï¿½ (20:38:50:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:38:51:00 MCU - Lackey leaving, stops next to poster of baseball player - turns and looks at college guy (20:39:00:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:39:00:00 med shot of college guy reading paper - shot blur dissolves into &lt;br /&gt;
20:39:03:00 MCU of quarterback in football game - ready for snap - cigarette in mouth (20:39:08:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:39:09:00 MCU of quarterback running for touchdown with cigarette in mouth, dodging tackles - shot blurs back to college guy (20:39:14:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:39:16:00 MCU of college guy reading paper &lt;br /&gt;
20:39:17:00 MCU of Lackey looking back at college kid - Lackey has thinking face on - taps finger on forehead - fade out (20:39:23:00)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20:39:15:00 med shot of college guy reading paper - doors behind him open, Boss and colleague come out &lt;br /&gt;
20:39:38:00 Boss notices son, comes to give him a hug - ï¿½Oh, Junior! Am I glad to see you! My boy, my boy! Why didnï¿½t you tell us you were coming....ï¿½ (20:39:45:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:39:46:00 med shot of Boss and Junior in office &lt;br /&gt;
20:39:54:00 Junior - ï¿½Hey Dad, whatï¿½s new around here anyway?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Whatï¿½s new? Oh, ho...ï¿½ Boss walks over to chart of ï¿½Tobacco Salesï¿½ Boss - ï¿½Look at that chart! Look at that chart! Look at that rise in sales! Why weï¿½ll have every man, woman, and child between the ages of 10 and 90  smoking Humbars in this country in the next few years.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:40:14:00 Junior - ï¿½No Dad, from all Iï¿½ve been able to understand, cigarette smoke is really bad for people.  Fact several of the prominent doctors up on the campus say itï¿½s undermining the health of the nation.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Nonsense, Son, nonsense. Of course we get a few complains now and them, but weï¿½ve got people who will swear by what we claim about cigarettes.ï¿½ (20:40:35:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:40:36:00 same shot&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - walking to desk, camera follows - ï¿½Of course weï¿½ll get a little less smoking from those people who are afraid of heart trouble, lung cancer, and the like, but if they quit smoking, smokers are just like street cars, theyï¿½ll be another one along in a few minutes.ï¿½ (20:40:52:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:40:54:00 CU of Junior, eating apple - ï¿½Just what is it in cigarettes thatï¿½s so dangerous? &lt;br /&gt;
20:40:58:00 MCU of Boss sitting in chair&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½I know about nicotine, of course.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Oh just the ordinary things that you find around the house: tar, arsenic, carbon dioxide, formaldahyde..ï¿½ (20:41:09:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:41:10:00 CU of Junior - ï¿½Formaldehyde!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:41:11:00 MCU of Boss looking unhappy &lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½You mean embalming fluid?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½No, not enough to hurt you son. Just enough to tickle your throat. Remember thereï¿½s a lot of satisfaction in a good smooth smoke. Satisfies...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:41:24:00 MCU of Junior&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...the tobacco craving. Tobacco craving, huh?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Junior throws apple away&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½What you really mean...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:41:31:00 MCU of Boss looking angry&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½... is youï¿½ve got ï¿½em hooked!ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Not so loud, Son, that hurts! Say whatï¿½re they teachinï¿½ you up at that Yankee university, bad manners?ï¿½ (20:41:38:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:41:39:00 med shot of Son walking around room&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½Dad I donï¿½t mean to be impolite, but look, if cigarette smoking so bad for people, why do we keep it undercover?ï¿½ (20:41:47:00)&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - standing - ï¿½Well, Son, you may be a great quarterback and Phi Beta Kappa, but they didnï¿½t teach you much.  This is a...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:41:57:00 CU of Junior&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...big business! And if we scared ï¿½em, do you think theyï¿½d smoke?ï¿½ (20:42:00:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:42:01:00 CU of Boss - ï¿½Why boy, weï¿½ve got a big responsibility to our stockholders, our tobacco growers, and our employees. Weï¿½ve just got to sell cigarettes!ï¿½ (20:42:10:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:42:11:00 CU of Junior - ï¿½Even if it means not telling the public what suckers they are?ï¿½(20:42:13:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:42:14:00 med shot of Boss and Junior &lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Not so harshly Son. Letï¿½s just say we use a little whitewash over the rough spots. You know, sort of tell them half-truths.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½But weï¿½re conspiring against the public by getting them to do something by trickery and deceit.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:42:29:00 CU of Boss - ï¿½ Don&amp;#039;t rile me, boy, don&amp;#039;tï¿½ rile me. What would your dear departed mother say to hear you talk like this?ï¿½ Rest her soul. My, but she used to love her Humbar...ï¿½ (20:42:44:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:43:17:00 med shot of Boss and scientist, Junior standing behind them&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½There, there, Waldo. Don&amp;#039;t worry. Remember, if at first you donï¿½t succeed, one of these days youï¿½ll come up with a filter to satisfy all these anti-smoking campaigns. Thanks Waldo.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Waldo walks back toward door, dumps burning cigarette in garbage (20:43:46:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:43:46:00 MCU of Boss, Junior&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½Dad, I thought that your ad said that your new filter filtered out nicotine and carbs and all that stuff.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½It did, Son. But then we had to increase the strong tobacco to get the taste back.  So the filter really isnï¿½t any good. But it does sell cigarettes.ï¿½ (20:44:05:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:06:00 CU of Junior, angry - ï¿½Is that all weï¿½re interested in Dad? Just selling cigarettes?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:10:00 med shot of Boss, Junior&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Cï¿½mere, Son.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss walks toward window, pulls back curtains to reveal vista of factories&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:19:00 med wide shot of Boss and Junior in front of window&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½All this will belong to you someday if youï¿½ll just smarten up a bit. DO you realize what a big industry this is?ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss and son walk away from window, toward camera&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Us tobacco men earned 4 and a half billion dollars last year.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½All I can say is thatï¿½s a lot of money going up in smoke.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Watch your lip, Son, watch your lip.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:43:00 Boss and Junior walk back to Tobacco Sales chart &lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Now this here chart shows the rise of...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:47:00 CU of Junior&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...cigarette smokinï¿½...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:49:00 CU of chart of cigarette smoking next to chart of cancer deaths&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...in the last ten years.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:52:00 CU of Junior&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Here we see that...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:53:00 CU of chart title - Cancer Deaths&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...lung cancer has increased...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:55:00 CU of Junior&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½at the same ration as cigarette...ï¿½(20:44:57:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:44:58:00 - med shot of Boss trying to cover chart&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Whoops...wrong chartï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:45:00:00 CU of Junior, smiles&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½So all those figures show that smoking and cancer really do have a relationship.  Smoking...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:45:09:00 CU of Boss&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½...could cause cancer.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Thatï¿½s a nasty dirty thing to say, Son. A lovely pure white cigarette, causing cancer? It gets me, right hereï¿½ pounds chest, starts coughing (20:45:21:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:45:22:00 med shot of Boss and Junior, Boss bent over coughing &lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½But I mean it, Dad, does cigarette smoking cause cancer?ï¿½ &lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Well, they say it does, we say it donï¿½t. &lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½But if theyï¿½re right, smoking could shorten lives.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Well, whatï¿½s two to ten years, more or less. Remember, the worldï¿½s too crowded already.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½Maybe we shouldnï¿½t keep it a secret.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - walking over to desk - camera follows &lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½Well, Son, if every smoker got lung cancer and shortened his life 20 years, weï¿½d still sell cigarettes. Remember, Son, money talks. And right now it says for you to quit biting ...ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:03:00 CU of Junior&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½...the hand thatï¿½s feeding youï¿½ (20:46:04:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:05:00 med shot of Boss seated at desk, Junior standing over him&lt;br /&gt;
Junior - ï¿½Well I donï¿½t like it. And  I donï¿½t want any part of it. I feel like a hypocrite having anything to do with making suckers out of the rest of the country when I donï¿½t even smoke myself.ï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:15:00 - Son leaves - Boss remains seated at desk, silent&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:21:00 CU of framed photo of Junior in football game on desk &lt;br /&gt;
20:46:23:00 med shot of Boss sitting at desk  (20:46:24:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:25:00 med shot of Junior walking out of office past posters &lt;br /&gt;
stops at baseball player poster &lt;br /&gt;
20:46:28:00 CU of Junior&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:29:00 CU of poster slogan - ï¿½Canï¿½t get a hit without a Humbarï¿½ &lt;br /&gt;
20:46:33:00 camera pans up poster to baseball playerï¿½s face - &lt;br /&gt;
20:46:34:00 quick CU of Junior cut back to poster&lt;br /&gt;
player blurs - replaced with different uniform, huge cigarette in stead of bat - player swings, huge cigarette breaks (20:46:42:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:43:00 CU of Junior, smiling, shakes his head&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:45:00 med shot of Junior in front of posters, walks back to poster of lady&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:49:00 CU of lady with cigarette - she comes alive, turns and smiles with hideous rotted teeth (20:46:58:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:46:59:00 CU of Junior&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:01:00 - CU of poster slogan - ï¿½Humbars Keep Kissing Sweetï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:03:00 CU of Junior shaking head&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:05:00 med shot  Junior in front of posters &lt;br /&gt;
20:47:10:00 CU of poster slogan - ï¿½Humbars Keep Me Afloatï¿½&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:13:00 CU pan up poster to bare-chested sailor&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:16:00 CU - sailor comes to life - camera zooms in on sailboat tattoo over heart &lt;br /&gt;
20:47:20:00 sailor looks down&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:22:00 sailboat sinks &lt;br /&gt;
20:47:25:00 CU of sailor coughing (20:47:30:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:31:00 CU of Junior, smiling, shaking head&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:34:00 med shot of Junior leaving the office (20:47:36:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:57:00 Lackey standing next to sidewalk - throws football at Junior &lt;br /&gt;
20:48:00:00 photographers run in and photograph Junior&lt;br /&gt;
20:48:02:00 MCU of model looking very conceited , trying out poses&lt;br /&gt;
Lackey runs up to her gives her a pack of cigarettes, and pushes her toward Junior (20:48:13:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:48:14:00 MCU of model smiling, holding cigarette up to Juniorï¿½s lips (20:48:20:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:47:37:00 med shot of Boss, lackeys looking at photos on table&lt;br /&gt;
Lackey - ï¿½Juniorï¿½s a famous All-American. If anyone can get the kids to smoke, he can!ï¿½ (20:47:45:00)&lt;br /&gt;
20:50:25:00 MCU of Junior and Boss&lt;br /&gt;
Boss - ï¿½ I may be a rough old tobacco man, Son, but as for youï¿½re not smoking, Iï¿½m right proud. This ainï¿½t for publication, but uh, I wouldnï¿½t smoke for a million dollars.ï¿½ &lt;br /&gt;
Boss starts laugh and taps head (20:50:51:00)&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Avgeeks</name></author>
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